"Huh - gee, I don’t know Cyril, maybe deep down, I’m afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K/T extinction, physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it’s the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold blooded fury, with a bite force of twenty thousand newtons, and stomach acid, so strong, it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now, we’re surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows, waiting for the night — WAITING FOR THE NII-IIGHT. — DAMNIT RAY — WHOO-HOOO."
Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
@2 weeks ago with 4 notes
#Archer #If you're not watching this season of Archer you're doing something wrong
@1 month ago with 4 notes
"The cure for anything is salt water – tears, sweat, or the sea." #vscocam (at Battery Park)
@1 month ago with 2 notes
#Illustration #Adventure Time #princess bubblegum #tattoo
Look sometimes I draw things instead of tenderblogging and instagrams!
I thought I’d share with you guys the initial design for the tattoo I’m getting tonight.